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castiel-knight-of-hell:

hunterdetectivetimelord:

imclueingforlookss:

Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about history?
Me: image
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about religion?
Me:
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Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about psychology?
Me: image

Friend: Wow, where did you learn to cook?
Me:
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One of these is a lot more disturbing than the others

yeah, the church wouldn’t approve of learning religion from Supernatural

  • DC:

    Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-

  • Marvel:

    YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS

  • DC:

    We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.

  • Marvel:

    HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE

  • DC:

    The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.

  • Marvel:

    DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER

  • DC:

    After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.

  • Marvel:

    PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW

  • DC:

    We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...

  • Marvel:

    NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.

  • DC:

    We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.

  • Marvel:

    NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM

  • DC:

    We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.

  • Marvel:

    FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO

  • DC:

    Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-

  • Marvel:

    NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK

  • DC:

    Wait-

  • Marvel:

    NEW FEMALE THOR

  • DC:

    I didn't-

  • Marvel:

    NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA

  • Marvel:

    TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE

  • Marvel:

    PEACE

flinkansikt:

600 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!!!!!I’ve reached my 600 mark,and as promised,I’m now holding a giveaway!This contest is for US residents only,unless you are willing to pay for shipping out of the country!This giveaway includes:broken deer jawFern and toe bone earringfossil shellglass cherry blossomsantique silver/acrylic rose piecefaux black talonjade tumbled stonewrapped black stone arrowheadunknown handpainted jaw(alchemic symbols/feather)I will also be adding mystery items throughout the next couple of weeks!I will be selecting a winner ON SEPTEMBER 22NDMust be following me, reblogs count only,and please do not delete the text or it will not count.You can reblog as many times as you’d like!
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flinkansikt:

600 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!!!!!I’ve reached my 600 mark,and as promised,I’m now holding a giveaway!This contest is for US residents only,unless you are willing to pay for shipping out of the country!This giveaway includes:broken deer jawFern and toe bone earringfossil shellglass cherry blossomsantique silver/acrylic rose piecefaux black talonjade tumbled stonewrapped black stone arrowheadunknown handpainted jaw(alchemic symbols/feather)I will also be adding mystery items throughout the next couple of weeks!I will be selecting a winner ON SEPTEMBER 22NDMust be following me, reblogs count only,and please do not delete the text or it will not count.You can reblog as many times as you’d like!
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flinkansikt:

600 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!!!!!I’ve reached my 600 mark,and as promised,I’m now holding a giveaway!This contest is for US residents only,unless you are willing to pay for shipping out of the country!This giveaway includes:broken deer jawFern and toe bone earringfossil shellglass cherry blossomsantique silver/acrylic rose piecefaux black talonjade tumbled stonewrapped black stone arrowheadunknown handpainted jaw(alchemic symbols/feather)I will also be adding mystery items throughout the next couple of weeks!I will be selecting a winner ON SEPTEMBER 22NDMust be following me, reblogs count only,and please do not delete the text or it will not count.You can reblog as many times as you’d like!
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flinkansikt:

600 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!!!!!I’ve reached my 600 mark,and as promised,I’m now holding a giveaway!This contest is for US residents only,unless you are willing to pay for shipping out of the country!This giveaway includes:broken deer jawFern and toe bone earringfossil shellglass cherry blossomsantique silver/acrylic rose piecefaux black talonjade tumbled stonewrapped black stone arrowheadunknown handpainted jaw(alchemic symbols/feather)I will also be adding mystery items throughout the next couple of weeks!I will be selecting a winner ON SEPTEMBER 22NDMust be following me, reblogs count only,and please do not delete the text or it will not count.You can reblog as many times as you’d like!
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flinkansikt:

600 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!!!!!

I’ve reached my 600 mark,and as promised,I’m now holding a giveaway!

This contest is for US residents only,unless you are willing to pay for shipping out of the country!

This giveaway includes:
broken deer jaw
Fern and toe bone earring
fossil shell
glass cherry blossoms
antique silver/acrylic rose piece
faux black talon
jade tumbled stone
wrapped black stone arrowhead
unknown handpainted jaw(alchemic symbols/feather)

I will also be adding mystery items throughout the next couple of weeks!


I will be selecting a winner ON SEPTEMBER 22ND

Must be following me, reblogs count only,and please do not delete the text or it will not count.

You can reblog as many times as you’d like!

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

And people think the Harry Potter fandom has gone mental.

Let’s all now wait for the Supernatural unrelated-yet-related gif.

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